Dear people who drive slowly, but then speed up when I try to legally pass you:

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/12/2016 at 17:33 • Filed to: Giving me the business!

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Get fucked.

Tripper > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 17:40

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The worst, so many people do that too.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 17:41

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If I ever see Zoidberg on the road, I’m totally doing this.

ttyymmnn > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 17:54

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Keep a constant speed, fuckwits. The problem is, though, that to do that, you have to be paying attention and not updating your Facebook while you’re driving.

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 18:01

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This is why fast cars are good. So you can blow past them with furious vengeance

Urambo Tauro > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 18:03

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Ah, so that’s why BMWs don’t signal. They’re trying not to wake up other drivers...

PS9 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 18:05

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That would just create more people like them. You don't want that.

citizennick > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 18:11

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One thing I've noticed more and more on the highway is the lack of cruise control usage. On Sunday I had a chick in a Nissan Versa pass me going about 85, I had my cruise set to 79 (speed limit is 75). As this is happening we come across a slow car, so I tuck in behind her as she proceeds to slow down to 74. Eventually we finally get past the slow car and she isn't speeding up so I get into the right lane and pass her. I get back up to my cruising speed and here she comes again, but as she gets to my rear 1/4 she slows down to the same speed as I do, forcing me again to slow down and tuck behind her as we pass another car. At this moment I just dropped it in 4th and gave myself a nice gap between her and I.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 18:17

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You live in the PNW, welcome to hell. Bad traffic and passive-aggressive bullshit from all the other drivers is the norm here.

At least they’re better drivers than some places I’ve been, like SLC.

Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > PS9 07/12/2016 at 18:29

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I had to think about this one and I’ll admit it took a while. Funny.

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/12/2016 at 18:30

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I’m totally doing this when I inevitably see him on the road.

CounterTorqueSteer > citizennick 07/12/2016 at 18:31

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In this day and age, I’d be very surprised if half of all drivers knew how to properly use cruise control.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 07/12/2016 at 18:31

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Oh yeah. You guys do live near each other.

TheHondaBro > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/12/2016 at 18:33

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He’s just north of me.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap 07/12/2016 at 18:39

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I shall do it in your honor.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro 07/12/2016 at 18:39

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It must be done. Roidberg must be annoyed.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 07/12/2016 at 18:40

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It’s the new customary OPPO greeting.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > My bird IS the word 07/12/2016 at 20:07

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“Fast.... cars?” — what are those?

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 20:10

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Boost the celiac already goddamnit. And put tear vinyls down the side.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > My bird IS the word 07/12/2016 at 20:12

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It’s a great excuse for a third gear pull.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 20:14

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AKA why reserve power is awesome.

I find a little application of the right hind hoof solves most problems of this sort.

marshknute > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/12/2016 at 22:21

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Can't relate. I haz LS3.

Wagon, semi manual, not brown, turbo because volvo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/13/2016 at 11:06

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Seconded. Same for left lane campers.

wiffleballtony > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/13/2016 at 12:59

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And that’s when they learn the difference between a 5.0 and. Nissan Altima SV.